April 27, 2010

Dear Life,

I’ll keep this short and sweet:

Please begin to get easier sometime soon.

Heinous Bitch isn’t asking for an easy coast down a hilly lane. She’d just like something that isn’t a harrowing death ride down a narrow mountain road.

(Heinous Bitch also doesn’t know why she is suddenly speaking in the third person. Probably stress/trauma.)

Anyway, give thought to her request, maybe even grant it.

Thanks a million,

Heinous Bitch

P.S.: Don’t worry non-existent fans, the pure undiluted cuntness will return soon.

•