April 28, 2009

Dear Nonexistent Audience

Hello, my name is Heinous Bitch, and I’m here to complain about everything that may bother you on a daily basis.

Or at least, everything that bothers me, on a semi-regular basis.

The idea for this blog came to me in the hazy stage between waking and sleeping, and I sat up and thought to myself, “This could be really fucking fun.” The first blog entry (the first official blog entry, that is - which will be posted soon after this one is completed) was one that popped into my head this morning, when I was extremely grumpy and at my bitchiest. I posted this particular letter as a Facebook note, then realized that it had no real place on Facebook, even though many people opted to leave a comment and click that nifty little “Like” button at the bottom of the note.

So, I figured I’d take my bitching here. Hopefully someday I’ll have built up a substantial enough audience to not feel like I’m bitching in vain.

Here’s to being an asshole. Cheers!

-HB

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